
7:50 - Arrive at Margarita's house (Lily's babysitter)
7:51 - Walk to back door, knock at back door, wait....
7:52 - Door opens, "Ah! Buenos Dias Arturo (Margarita's husband)."
7:53 - (cue rat) Me thinking "Oooo, ouch, what was that little......"
7:53:11 - I look down...try to imagine a stream of mormon friendly expletives mixed with screams of fear and horror.
7:53:13 - Push poor Arturo out of my way into the house and run to the kitchen with Lily.
7:53:15 - Margarita starts screaming in Spanish to Arturo and I pick up, "Rat, rat, rat!"
7:54 - Look at my toe, yes it is bleeding....yes it is true.....I was BIT BY A RAT! ARE YOU KIDDING ME????????
7:58 - Arturo kills the rat.
7:59 - Margarita puts lime juice on my wound (a remedy from her Guatemalan Grandmother) then alcohol
8:00 - Lily is standing staring at Mommy
8:00:11 - Mommy is nervously laughing trying not to show her true feelings to the little one
8:01 - More frantic Spanish between Margarita and Arturo
8:02 - Lily says, "Bye-bye Mommy...kiss....hug"
So, I'll stop the time line now....it's true people. I left Margarita's, and called Ryan in hysterics. I talked to the current intern who very calmly gave me some medical advice (calm down and breathe) and he went to notify Ryan in the OR - with his surgeon buddies who now joke about Ryan's wife having rabies...nice.
I drove to the ER, met Ryan there, and was so relieved to hear that rats do not carry rabies. So there guys! I spent two hours in the ER, left with some antibiotics and a tetanus shot. Plus side, Ryan and I got to have lunch together! I saw him more today than I have in a week!
Moral of the story....rats do not make delicious soups in a charming cafe in France! They bite, so watch out!
By the way, the bees are good :)